Jupiter Unchained

Melissa Hawks Melissa Hawks

#4. THat Wasn’t A Microdose

If you remember, we paused just at the moment when Audra had given me the *magic* ring and informed me that I was something called a "Night Huntress." Which I still think is a dumb fuck name.

Now you should prepare yourselves for a lot less snark and a lot more wtf in today's post. Probably. Though I'm sure my chaos will leak out every now and then.

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Melissa Hawks Melissa Hawks

#3. Night Huntress

“Night Huntress? That’s a fucking ridiculous name. What am I some cheesy ass poorly drawn comic book character? Let's get one thing straight...I am not wearing some latex bullshit. Also, I DO NOT volunteer for tribute…”

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Melissa Hawks Melissa Hawks

#2. Remember who You are…

The thing no one ever tells you about nebulae is that they're super fucking noisy. Beautiful voices, stunning colors, but riotous neighbors. Granted, not many humans probably know that and also, can they actually be neighbors if you only have a porch and not a whole house? Hmm, much to ponder. But before I get into all that...

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